before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing
Parent: oh it's his first words!
Baby: not all men
Parent: put it back
what do random people drink from
a stRAWR xD
im in pain
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
And now the weather
"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC