huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

foiieadeux:

sugar my grades are going down