clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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